Quotes by Johnny Carson
Find quotes by Johnny Carson - born October 23, 1925 and died on January 23, 2005 was an American television host and comedian, known as host of The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson for 30 years (1962–1992). Carson received six Emmy Awards including the Governor Award and a 1985 Peabody Award; he was inducted into the Television Academy Hall of Fame in 1987. From early days in radio and through a variety of roles and guest appearances, Carson persevered as a dominant characteristic of a Scorpio in what he wanted and ended his career as a pioneer and model of what a TV host is expected to be- truly demonstrating Scorpio traits.Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined.
For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.
People will pay more to be entertained than educated.
Johnny Carson
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